1. that the guy you want never wants you back? And instead you get the weirdo fuckface who won’t leave you alone?
  2. (just like) you spend years pining over someone and the moment they want you back, you tell them to fuck off?
  3. you deprive yourself of the shit you want to eat and yet that other chick swallows a cow every other day and she’s still 2888kilos lighter than you?
  4. you never have the money when you have the time to do shit BUT when you do have money, there is nothing to do?

Seriously, how is it?? And these are just some of the basic questions. Let’s not even get into the serious heavy duty shit just yet.