I made new discoveries while talking to Lou today.

  1. Kids will suck the life out of you and make you ask stupid questions. Especially if they involve visas.
  2. Online shopping, no matter how draggy, is a fucking bonus when the shit you ordered appears outside your door.
  3. Girls will be girls will be girls. No matter how tattooed or pierced we are, clothes and shoes will still make us squeal.
  4. In order to apply for a job at any immigration department, in any country, you will need to be an asshole. Preferably with a fat 12″ stick up your ass. In fact, it has to be in their applications – ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE YOU MEET? YOU MUST BE AN ASSHOLE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER TO WORK HERE.

All this learning in one day. Some people don’t even get it in a single lifetime. :)

On a lighter note, I got my fucking clothes! squealsquealsquealsquealsquealsquealsquealsqueal! (see #3)

I have one word – fuckingjoy!